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[hotboyproblems]

me: gosh i have so much work to do i better get started

my brain: you cannot

me: why

my brain: you are feeling moderately upset, any attempt at productivity is futile

me: i don't see how-

my brain: cannot.

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[nessamiibo]

[dandalf-thegay]

yeah can I get a uhhhh

[the-sith-ari]

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[littledeludeddupes]

those snakes are not fighting they are fucking. im very sorry

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

while two snakes FUCK to the death

[eruditionanimaladoration]

That dog looking at the snakes like why you gotta do that while I’m eating

[gelana78]

Metal as snakes fucking.

[thedurvin]

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[mostlycatsmostly]

Sleepy heads 😸

(submitted by @nitafromtheshadows)

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[unclefather]

[davereed]

Why is this so funny??

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[wasteitonme]

please put “yeeted the fuck off this mortal coil” on my tombstone

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[anneuaidd]

Anyone: Be respectful to women

Several hundred thousand men: ugh I used to be a big fan until you got all political ://///

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[kikuai]

Riceball somehow managed to sneak in and take a nap.

[ibsexual]

a dog named Riceball is probably the best dog

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[okboyfriend]

me: i’m gonna do work today! hell yeah babey

brain: wrong

me: what?

brain: wrong